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(Satire)Leftist Group Starts Contemplation Camp for “Nazi Conservatives”
In order to stop Nazism from spreading, the young leftist SJW group, ANTIFA, has decided to capture and send all Trump supporters to a contemplation…
College Student Kills Self After Being Forced to Explain Platitudes
A week after the Islamic terror attack in Westminister England, young Aiden W. Orthless decided to hold a rally called “Fight Hate with Love” at…
(Satire)Lena Dunham Discovers Secret Patriarchy Agenda Behind the Women’s March
We caught up with Lena Dunham at the women’s march on Saturday in Washington D.C. However, Lena was no longer participating the march because she…
(Satire) Feminist Shunned from the Liberal Community for Suggesting That Guns Can Protect Women
19-year old up and coming feminist, Cassandra Abortus, faced the progressive court today for making the vile suggestion that guns could actually help the feminist movement….
(Satire) Liberal Realizes That Their Socialist Utopia is Actually Just Prison
After the new year, we decided to travel to the University of Southern California to see what students thought the United States future would be…
(Satire) Liberal Angry with Democratic Party for Not Being Clear Enough on How to Think
A young man who goes by the name, Gideon Bottomfeeder, has some problems with the democratic party and is demanding answers. “I’ve been a loyal…
(Satire) Social Justice Warrior Faces SJW Court for Yelling at Muslim, After Confusing Him for a Christian
18-year-old, self- proclaimed social justice warrior, Aiden Yantz, was sentenced to four years of progressive re-education after calling a Muslim man a homophobe, bigot, and…
(Satire) Liberal Feminist Can’t Teach Feminism to Her Children Because She Aborted Them All
We caught up with a middle-aged feminist, Apple Feminazia, on the University of California Berkley’s campus. Apple was handing out pamphlet’s that called for the…
Local Feminist Call for More Islamic Immigration to Teach Western Men How to Treat Women (Satire)
Chloe, A local 28-year-old feminine dance theory major at Occidental College, has a solution to the giant rape crisis occurring across college campuses. When asked…
Disgruntled Protester (Satire)
Gavin has been left appalled. “One week after we have a bigot President Elect in Donald Trump everything in the country is going to…
Gamer Realizes the Importance of Voting (Satire)
As Billy Gallagher sat in his parent’s basement during the night of election in a 22-hour session of Gears of War, he had one question….